Sad News: Las Aguas is now a lonely La Agua

Alpina has returned home to the land of milk and money to pursue her life-long goal of opening a salon that specializes in perms for tiny-old-asian women and beard sculpting for midgets.

Cristal will remain somwhere in South America to further the Las Aguas dream of being able to "hablar espanol" and to continue fostering our now sad-low-burning flame... until who knows when.

- A sad La Agua